Mayor Has Last LAFF

(OLM WireServices – 02/12/09)

Mayor Porad Skinner has finally attempted to reform the Lagerville Anglers Fly Fishing Club (LAFF), something that he had been threatening to do ever since he caught that sucker on an egg pattern over on Jack’s Creek four years ago.
“Formin’ Clubs is my passion,” said Mayor Porad Skinner who spoke more eloquently than usual today, undoubtedly due to his passions, “ I also have a passion fer fashion, but that’s another story with a very different ending. These kinda clubs is different than golf clubs. I also love fly fishin’ an’ so I decided to form LAFF fer all the people whut love fly fishin’ an’ clubs in the Greater Lagerville area . Even folks from Dixie are welcome, but let’s not get carried away. Kooskia has their own club so they’re not welcome. In fact we’ll probably challenge ‘em t’ some sort a contest so’s we can show ‘em who’s best at whatever contest we challenge ‘em to. Most good clubs have 10- 12 dedicated individuals who show up and particapate at ever meetin’, not like BIFF over in Warshington.”
“Them bastards shoulda been reformed a long time ago!” cried LC Parker.
Lagerville Anglers Fly Fishing Club (LAFF) will meet the first Tuesday of every month unless it falls on a holiday. If it does then they’ll just skip that day and meet again on the first Tuesday of the next month unless, of course, that falls on a holiday.
“Holidays are fer fishin’ not meetin’,” stated Mayor Porad Skinner.
If you want to join LAFF (Lagerville Anglers Fly Fishing Club), stop by the Mayor’s office and fill out a form. If he’s out of forms, just write it down.
Although he’s tried to form this club many times before, Mayor Porad Skinner vows that if it fails he will not try again. “This will be the last LAFF,” he assured.