(OLM WireServices 02/20/09)
This reporter has learned that, due to the lack of available talent, the 5th Annual Lagerville Talent Show/Contest scheduled for Thursday, February 26th, 2009 will be cancelled.
“This will be the 5th year in a row I’ve had to cancel the talent show,” explained talent show organizer/host Gary Flair. “ If this keeps up I may not bother to put on the Lagerville Talent Show/Contest anymore.”
Ironically, Flair insists that his talent is putting on talent shows but lately has nothing to show for it.
“Seems like all the people with talent are busy this coming Thursday so I have no choice but to cancel again this year,” continued Flair.
“You ain’t got no talent show!” cried LC Parker.
Just then Deputy Cannonball, the second to arrive on the scene, mentioned that he was available Thursday.
“ I appreciate what you’re trying to do, Deputy,” said Flair, “but it’s just too late. And you have no talent.”
“ All the others with talent are available Friday,” said Deputy Cannonball.
“Yes, therein lies my dilemma,” replied Flair.
Those of you without talent that were available to watch the talent show, don’t bother.
Due to an apparent scheduling conflict, it has been cancelled.
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