MARSHALL’S MEAT CENTER PLANS HUGE SALE

(OLM WireServices - 02/16/09)

Frank Marshall, owner and operator of Marshall’s Meat Center, confirmed today that Marshall’s Meat Center will be having a huge 4-Hour sale this weekend.
Marshall says that this will be the longest 4- Hour sale ever seen in Lagerville, Idaho.
Marshall’s purpose of this huge sale is to bring in customers from as far away as Darby, Montana and also to sell off all the grocery items that expired 5 -10, even 15 years ago.
“It’s just not cost effective to keep all these expired items, especially in t’days economy” said Marshall, “They’re still good for sure, but some people shy away from items that have that pesky expiration date. I mean, take this Gerber Baby Cereal, expiration November 7th, 1993, how can baby cereal go bad? It’ll be a great bargain for someone.”
Marshall also plans to sell off his stockpile of venison tenderloin.
This year Marshall says he won’t jack up the prices a week ahead of the sale and then reduce them to the normal price as he used to do when he tried unsuccessfully to have huge sales.
“I even plan to have m’ son, Huey, flown in here to help around the cash register because of all the anticipated business. Plus I’m havin’ trouble with th’ e-mail so I’m sure he’ll fix that too.”
Marshall plans to open the doors early on Saturday so he can get the four hours over with as soon as possible so he can take his stoneflies and go catch some whitefish.
There will be a free balloon so come early when the doors open at 6am on Saturday.